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Bouncing Back After A Heart Attack

Kevin stole Eric's guideline's for living a healthier lifestyle. Here are a few excerpts from the manual:

"You've had a heart attack. The fact that you are reading this proves you are a survior. Congratulations!"

"We don't want to be sexist, but to keep the text simple, we sometimes use "he" or "him" to refer to a person who has had a heart attack." (Editors Note: We will choose to use "Eric")

The Eric And Kevin Letters

These letters are actual correspondence between Eric and Kevin, and sometimes other random parties. We are sharing these for posterity, so that years from now, they may be studied, much like the Lincoln-Douglas Debates, or St. Paul's Letters to the Corinthians. Enjoy.

From: Eric McGuire
To: Alex Linger
CC: Kevin Connoley

Dear Alex,

The links you sent to me are totally worthless and go no-where.

You-sir are working on my last nerve.

Fondly,

Eric

From: Alex Linger
To: Eric McGuire
CC: Kevin Connoley

Dear Eric,

Please copy and paste the whole line into your inter web browser. Do not use the hyperlink in the email, because for some reason the email machine didn't hyperlink as it should have. My part time status prohibits me from explaining this phenomena.

Much love,

Alex

From: Eric McGuire
To: Alex Linger
CC: Kevin Connoley

Well it SHOWS hyper-link and opens the browser, but doesn't do anything.

Warmest regards,

Eric

From: Alex Linger
To: Eric McGuire
CC: Kevin Connoley

Yeah, it decided to half hyperlink... It was a very half hearted effort on it's part...

Xoxo,

Alex

From: Eric McGuire
To: Alex Linger
CC: Kevin Connoley

I called Microsoft and asked for the hyper-link department. They acted as if they had no idea what I was saying. This is either a clever ruse on your part, or Microsoft is attempting to defect this issue.

With heartfelt gratitude,

Eric

From: Alex Linger
To: Eric McGuire
CC: Kevin Connoley

Ahh, well the hyperlink committee works behind smoke and mirrors. The fact that you even called looking for them means you are now on several lists.

Wishing your days be full of sunshine and candy,

Alex

From: Kevin Connoley
To: Alex Linger
CC: Eric McGuire

Did I really need to be included in this chain? Maroons.

From: Eric McGuire
To: Alex Linger
CC: Kevin Connoley

Yes, as Alex's super, you need to know anything that concerns his total incompetence.

From: Alex Linger
To: Eric McGuire
CC: Kevin Connoley

Thanks Eric. I'd now like to withdraw my sunshine and candy comment.